Are you Transistable? Resistance is futile.

You best grab a towel, cause everyone will be shootin’ their load when they see you in our brand new TRANSISTOR SLINGSHOT BODY HARNESS. This innovatively shaped, neoprene body harness and jock gives the illusion of The Full Monty but provides just enough coverage to get you in the club. The unique clip placement lets you easily take the harness on and off and the D-Ring lets you clip on to just about anything that turns your dial. The pouch - also neoprene - is designed to enhance your natural bulge in BLUE, BLACK, and NEON GREEN. Go ahead, get transistable.